I posted this question in a group page. This is what happened.
* couldn’t find an exact copy of myself in another person
* it would be selfish of me to share myself to only one person
*Laurice Abadia (posted full name at her request): because Channing Tatum remains married. And still haven’t met me yet.
*because you ignore those who want you, and those you want ignore you.
*because singles are as relevant to the economy as to a stripper
*coz my prince charming lives in a cover of a magazine! Dang!
* because you have been a total pussy all this time and you keep denying it. Or you’re having so much fun that you don’t see why you should waste your time on some random dude. Or you’re watching too many cats on the internet.
*because all the hunks thought you prefer sexy babes than ending up with them
* because you look like a boy
* because I secretly like girls, and damn, I want to keep it a secret
* because it is illegal to marry my hand
* because ps4 is a cold-hearted bitch
* because you haven’t met someone as crazy, witty, and smart as you. not to mention taller than you
* I am too beautiful and men/women are intimidated by my looks
* coz im so stupid to make the biggest mistake of my life – falling in love with my best friend! –jolens
* because you act so gay that men thought you’re a male trapped in a hot, sexy, female body – the nutcracker
*I love the “can’t marry his hand!” I will lend mine!
* because I’m too hot for a metal ring to fit in! It’ll surely melt!
* because you are secretly waiting for someone and you are not just ready to admit it
* because you are too heavy to carry for the standing position
* coz I want to be a world record holder: the world’s MOST single! – hapeeloner
*Joust and swordfight isn’t my forte
* I’m just picky, and I don’t like pinky
* cause I wear a pink blouse neon green leggings, and brown boots all the time
* because you don’t want to share your bacon
* my career as a pokemon master comes first
* because you haven’t moved on from your previous relationship. Boom. My work here is done.
* because I don’t want to mingle
* because dating is expensive – in short, I’m broke
* C-coz I’m awesome! And being single is awesome, and cat videos are awesome!
* let’s make that into a shirt – Single, don’t wanna mingle
Writer’s note: I wash my hands of this foreseeable eyesore 😀
* MONEY first before dating status
* coz you’re more macho than the men you date
* You are the epitome of harmony..the balanced yin and yang inside the human body and you attained self-actualization without having the 4 needs
* most men always is in awe of you that before they can deliver pick-up lines, in 10 seconds of stare, they get their keisselbach’s plexus broken..what did they see..that damn, hot, spring season Body Art model..vavavoom
Writer’s note: a bit of a back story on this one. Might write a post one day.
* Amen
* that sexy, gorgeous, eyecandy turns out deadly.. walking euphoric hemorrhagic shock
Writer’s note: yep, same person who contributed the yin-yang and keisselbach’s plexus comment. Yeeeeep. Ok, moving on!
* because you’re still in love with your ex? True?
Writer’s note: I am not.
*Ms.Dontskipthebutterflies, the contributors to your first blog entry all deserve a very witty (and a little damning) backstory. I’m sure you can come up with an engaging and amusing article. It’s just too bad you’re still single. What a waste of vajayjay/penis. Whichever is applicable.
Writer’s note: the best friend
AND THEN IT TURNS INTO A CHATROOM:
A: Tsk tsk.. poor her..the facts about being fucking single
T: You know what that means, right? She’s a shoo-in for the immaculate concepcion sequel. Coming to theaters near you.
A: Erotic body turned holy..just perfectly sinful..Can that be a trilogy..next maybe is surrogacy..you know what they say about the essence of womanhood
T: Womanhood. The sister of Robinhood?
AND TO CONTINUE:
* I’m still single because I am too hot for you to handle – source: Miss Body Art 2004
* There are too many hot men around so why settle down now? Thinking of someone when you’re with another person is already considered cheating, so in order to not make a mistake, stay single
* “Ay dimalas”
Writer’s note: a response to the previous contribution. No English equivalent. Nothing in any language could portray the emotion behind that comment. Nothing.
* That I cannot do.
Writer’s note: the sister.
* Ummmmmmm next question please.
Writer’s note: the other sister
* Thank you for that wonderful question my darling daughter and only you can answer it.
Writer’s note: the mother.
* Honestly, I’m probably single because…I never forwarded those chain messages in 2008.
EPIC.
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